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BillT
03/24/07 14:47:47

So..
Here it is spring in summer town and what do you see?
Freak-a-Zoids..

What is a Freak-a-Zoid..
there are quite a few markers that will reveal them.

Today, i see the first of many markers that define a fool..
No seatbelts..
Yep,, they define seatbelts as a personal right.
Wrong! i have seen many of these self-important freaks
loose in the front seat sliding sideways as they struggle
to stay in the driver seat..
Stupid bumpkins look surprised that they can not
hang on to the steering wheel sliding sideways at 60mph.

Just what i remember..
I can still see this freak sliding with his feet on the passenger's
window and hands on the bent steering wheel.
I can still see his face, stunned by reality.
He did not survive, as he plowed into the median.

As they would offer of anyone they have distaste for.
We are Better off without them.


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Freak-a-Zoids...

BillT
04/07/07 21:05:33

So this evening i am being tailgated by a late model car.
I mean i can not see their bumper in my mirror...
Right on my bumper ..  so i tap my brakes,, nothing the
car comes closer... so i pull off the road and a
large man pulls up beside me and waves a badge at me.
as if being the police makes it ok.


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